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Je ne sais quoi not-so langue en chic Postmodern Marxian Maquilidoristic Considerations.
by Daniel and Michael Thomas
1. Introduction.
Jimminy Crizmasinkaneepers -- you think after a hifalootin' title like that I'm actually gonna say something?!
Now, Mikey, come'on, you called them here. Fess up and deliver.
Aw, Daniel my brother, you are older than me, do you still feel the pain, of those scars that won't heal? That beautiful Marxian dialectic humanistic education you are paying so much for?
Heh heh heh. Yep, that too. You got it with me. Right there in my right hand.
Yeah, and you're southpawed, ain't ya?
Yu no it.
Iz zat angkor wat dey mean buy leftist? Left outofit more lahkit.
Lakshmi too ewe two.
Gezundheit!
Yurt vile comm.
2. All Seriousness Aside, Folks, Dialectic THIS...
- Pay the workers less in foreign countries. Thesis.
- Lose high-paying jobs at home. Anti-thesis.
- Create two counterindicativaly non-cooperative forms of labor unrest at home and abroad. Synthesis.
- Triumph of the bourgeoisie/burgues. Eventual emergence of global labor struggle. Child slavery. Kathy Lee Gifford as victim of slander and image exploitation. Hee.
- What kind of shoes are you walking a mile in? Whose camel built your television? Probably here in Tijuana. Sony et allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllll
That is all.